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Adam Chodorow of the Sandra Day O’Connor College of Law at Arizona State University investigated the estate and income tax implications of a zombie apocalypse under United States federal and state tax codes. He notes that being dead is different from being undead, and states that “most self-motivated zombies likely would be considered alive under most state law definitions”, similar to victims of strokes or Alzheimer’s Disease, or those in a persistent vegetative state. Whether a reanimated zombie should be considered the same being as when he was originally alive is, according to Chodorow, much less clear. Due to such potential legal complications, he recommends that legislators enact special tax laws for the undead.
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Submitted by funny-farmswag
Correction by itscrystaaal
Thanks for the correction :)
“Shane and Otis anyone?”
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